A Luchador, a Slingshot, and an Army of Gummy Bears
Burrito Bison launches its wrestler protagonist out of a giant slingshot and into a candy-colored world where the goal is simple: travel as far as possible by smashing through crowds of gummy bear enemies. Each bounce off an enemy chains into the next, and mid-air grabs let you slam a gummy bear beneath you for an extra burst of momentum before continuing your flight. Between runs, the money earned from smashing through enemies goes toward upgrades — more flight time, harder impacts, special partner characters that add unique effects — turning the whole game into a satisfying incremental loop where today's silly distance record becomes tomorrow's starting baseline. The appeal is almost entirely in that steady escalation: better gear leads to sillier, longer runs, which unlock new areas and events to chase.
Launching, Slamming, and Upgrading Between Runs
Use the mouse to pull back and launch yourself from the slingshot at the start of each run, aiming for both distance and a good angle to start bouncing through enemies. While airborne, click or press the action key at the right moment to grab and slam a nearby gummy bear, converting your momentum into extra height and distance rather than simply falling. Between runs, spend earned currency in the upgrade shop on stats like flight power, grab strength, or special partner abilities that passively boost your performance. The goal each run is simply to travel as far as possible, chaining slams cleanly to maximize distance before gravity and terrain finally bring you down.
Maximizing Every Launch
- Time slams at the peak of your arc. Grabbing an enemy too early or late wastes momentum you could've carried further.
- Prioritize flight and grab upgrades early. These compound distance more directly than situational bonuses in the early game.
- Chain slams instead of waiting for one big hit. Consistent smaller boosts usually add up to more distance than gambling on a single perfect grab.
- Check special partner effects before buying. Some partners offer passive bonuses that synergize better with certain playstyles than others.
- Replay after every meaningful upgrade. A small stat boost can noticeably change how far a well-executed run travels.
An Incremental Loop That's Hard to Put Down
Burrito Bison hooks players through the classic "just one more run" incremental loop, where every upgrade makes the next attempt a little sillier and more satisfying. If you enjoy this kind of launch-and-upgrade gameplay, Blumgi Ball shares a similar physics-launch mechanic in a sports context, while Blood Money and Capybara Clicker offer their own take on the addictive upgrade-and-repeat formula. It's fully playable in the browser with no download required. Discover more arcade and incremental games in the full games library on Machita 66.
